Conquering The Jedi

I recently got word about a new local joint that apparently did “huge, massive burgers!”.  I soon found out just how much of an understatement that was when one of my housemates brought one home last week.  It’s ridiculously huge.  I’m talking about the 1kg King Jedi Burger from KoKosh Cafe.

Now keep in mind, my friend can really throw down, but only actually got 3/4 of the way through the thing.  Since that night, I vowed to take up the challenge & attempt to smash it in its entirety.  And yesterday, that’s just what I did.

I’m not gonna lie, it was a stretch…

A little more than halfway through, my stomach already hit maximum capacity.  I was so done man (haha…).  But mentally I just kept pushing through.  Michael, the owner of KoKosh, told me afterwards that what I’d just demolished (especially seeing as we asked for added egg – three of them, to be exact – as well as pineapple) was actually the equivalent of eating almost nine quarter pounder burgers from McDonald’s.  Yeah, you read right.  Wow…

I’m so stoked though, felt like I’d just won a marathon or something (haha…).  Michael snapped a couple pics & said I’ll soon be joining his wall of fame, as only the fourth person to conquer the Jedi!  If you think you’ve got what it takes, head over to Beaumont Hills Shopping Centre in Sydney & give it your best shot.

The 1kg King Jedi Burger in all its glory.


After the victory (haha…)!


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5 responses to “Conquering The Jedi

  1. All I can say is OMG!

    Congrats. How do you feel now?

  2. Haha. Not too bad actually.

  3. Princess Terri

    Wow!

  4. Oh my word Bazz!(I agree with Urban Daddy) Don’t know what to say!
    ” Mouth hanging open ” in amazement! WoW www!
    Where do you pack it away! I probably will only
    By a huge stretch manage 75% of a quarter of
    The Jedi! Shoooooo!!
    Njoy ure day further:)
    God bless!

  5. Leah-Joy

    Hehehe!! 🙂
    Very well done, bro.
    That’s food for days…!!!!
    You are a LEGEND!! 🙂

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